Realising You’re Richer than Jeff Bezos

Being Your Billionaire Self

Image: author’s own front yards (Clockwise: rented homes in Micronesia ($750), Japan ($350), free camping, Suffolk)

If I had a billion dollars I’d…

wake up with no alarm at the waterside and go rowing (if it’s cold water) or swimming (if it’s warm). Later, I’d sit in a cafe writing or reading with a $20 bill as a give-awayable bookmark. I’d go to a beautiful bar and order a soda water in a champagne glass with a slice…